25 Thoughts To Keep You Busy While In The Shower #2

Here they are, 25 loose thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming:

25. People love picking on millennials until their computers need to be fixed.

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24. Now that there aren’t smoking and non smoking sections in restaurants they should change it to children and non children sections.

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23. As a kid, I loved zoos because I loved animals. As an adult, I hate zoos because I love animals.

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22. If I was kidnapped and had my mouth duct taped, I would most likely die because my nose is clogged 90% of the time.

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21. I would never steal a credit card and use it to pay for stuff, because I’m sure I would not get away with it, but I am scared of people stealing my credit card and using it to pay for stuff, because I’m sure they would get away with it.

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20. The older I get, the more concerned I am that every new ache and pain is going to be permanent.

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19. Go jogging at 5am and your neighbors think you are an early-riser health nut who probably has to get to work early. Go jogging at 3am and they think you are a sketchy tweaker who probably doesn’t have a job.

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18. Emma Stone is what Lindsey Lohan could have been.

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17. Making friends would be a lot easier if it was socially acceptable to ask, “wanna be friends?” at any age.

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16. I can barely keep the same ‘writing voice’ across my university essays and reports, yet Wikipedia, edited by millions, reads like it was written by one person.

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15. My dog’s memory lives on through my login passwords.

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14. Does my dog know I am actually driving the car, or does she think I am just riding along as well?

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13. My parents are slightly more closely related to chimps than I am.

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12. If I see someone walking the street alone at night, I automatically assume they’re up to something shady. If I see that same person walking with a dog, I automatically assume they’re more trustworthy than an average person.

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11. The thing I miss most about childhood is being more excited for something fun happening the next day than I was to sleep that night.

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10. Kids always want to “help” when they are very little, but as soon as they are old enough to really help, they stop wanting to.

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9. If my behavior in video games is any indicator, I should be freakishly comfortable with looting things off of dead bodies.

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8. A few decades ago people advertised their food as tasty and fresh. Today, they’re just trying to convince you that it’s real.

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7. People who press “Camera” when changing a profile picture must be pretty damn confident.

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6. It is very noble of magicians to not use their powers for evil, and instead use them for children’s birthday parties.

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5. The real walk of shame is when you take all the cups and plates you’ve been hoarding all weekend down to the kitchen.

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4. People who built the pyramids were given shelter, food and compensation. If they were considered slaves, you are a slave too.

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3. Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

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2. Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can’t perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.

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1. Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can’t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.

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