Here they are, 25 loose thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming:
25. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow. (Reddit / benji9t3)
24. Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed. (Reddit / poopypiratemcgee)
23. Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment. (Reddit / Sland)
22. History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on. (Reddit)
21. The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan. (Reddit / Stealthapple)
20. A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people. (Reddit / CornfishPie)
19.Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”? (Reddit / KaptainH)
18. Batman would look ridiculous trying to solve crimes outside during a sunny day. (Reddit / garenzy)
17. When you say ‘Forward’ or ‘Back’, your lips move in those directions. (Reddit / by ManofProto)
16. If I punch myself in the face and it hurts…does that make me weak or strong? (Reddit / DerkERRJobs)
15. The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi. (Reddit / PhantomDukie)
14. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are. (Reddit / jgam7)
13. My parents taught me to be kind and humble, honest and hardworking, and to save an unnecessary fuckton of plastic bags under the sink. (Reddit / thefasoman)
12. As a graphic designer, my entire career exists because I was able to pirate Photoshop 10 years ago. (Reddit / AnimalCrust)
11. There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything. (Reddit / RonSwanson23)
10. UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza. (Reddit / Kariodude)
9. As a Dad, I wish developers would make a game where player two helps you just by mashing random buttons. (Reddit / Don_Alosi)
8. My way of flirting is looking at the person I’m attracted to and hoping they’re braver than I am. (Reddit / Kriss_Snow)
7. American journalism has gotten to the point that readers are criticized for not fact checking news articles. (Reddit)
6. Over the past year I’ve taken so many “before” pictures of my body while telling myself im going to start working out, I basically just have a slideshow of me getting fatter. (Reddit / GodzCock)
5. If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work. (Reddit / shercroft)
4. April Fool’s Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true. (Reddit / kellenbrent)
3. Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use. (Reddit / Tallerken)
2. If you go to jail for tax evasion, you’re living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes. (Reddit / Senor_Ita)
1. If you’re 24 years old, you’ve already been around for 10% of American history. (Reddit / shamelessquestion)
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