We all know that our beloved “heroes in a half shell” were obsessed with pizza. I remember watching the show back in the early ’90s and wanting to pickup the phone and order myself a delicious, cheese-melting pizza. But i’ve never really wondered what went into that pizza. Well, up until now and as it turns out, thank god i didn’t.
Why? Because when you learn the ingredients i think you’ll agree with me that those pizzas were simply… gross. I mean, who eats a “tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly” pizza? Or a “marshmallow and asparagus” pizza?
Anyway, here’s TMNT ordering the pizzas in the footage video below (full pizza list is after the video): (the article continues after the ad)
Video credit: fromadarkenedsunroof / YouTube
In case you missed some of them, here’s the complete list:
- Tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly
- Peanut butter and clams
- Peanut butter, avocado and extra pickles
- Marshmallow and pepperoni
- Marshmallow and asparagus
- Guacamole and Marshmallow
- Butterscotch, onions and anchovies
- Tea and toast
- Chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce
- Chocolate-chip
- Chocolate fudge with extra garlic
- Chocolate fudge, sardine, chili pepper, whipped cream
- Anchovies and hot fudge
- Pepperoni and hot fudge
- Pepperoni and pickles
- Jelly bean and sausage
- Salami pizza with double yogurt
- Shredded coconut and sweet pickles
- Strawberry with anchovy sauce
- Hot oatmeal
- Popcorn
- Anchovies and bananas
- Goulash
- Granola and liquorish
Our friends at Foodbeast went the extra mile and actually recreated the pizzas. Here are a few examples and you can read the very interesting photo-story article here:
Peanut butter and clams
Marshmallow and pepperoni
Butterscotch, onions and anchovies
Chocolate fudge with extra garlic
Strawberry with anchovy sauce
So what do you think? Which one looks the most gross to you?
If you like what you read, then you will definitely love this one: This Is Why Most Superheroes Wear Their Underwear On The Outside
Photo: Mirage Studios, Foodbeast
Sources: Gross ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Pizzas Recreated by Man | TMNT. Pizza. | What Every Ninja Turtles Pizza Idea Looks Like In Real Life