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A Recreation Of TMNT’s Pizzas Shows How Terrible They Really Were

We all know that our beloved “heroes in a half shell” were obsessed with pizza. I remember watching the show back in the early ’90s and wanting to pickup the phone and order myself a delicious, cheese-melting pizza. But i’ve never really wondered what went into that pizza. Well, up until now and as it turns out, thank god i didn’t.

Why? Because when you learn the ingredients i think you’ll agree with me that those pizzas were simply… gross. I mean, who eats a “tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly” pizza? Or a “marshmallow and asparagus” pizza?

Anyway, here’s TMNT ordering the pizzas in the footage video below (full pizza list is after the video): (the article continues after the ad)

Video credit: fromadarkenedsunroof / YouTube

In case you missed some of them, here’s the complete list:

  • Tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly
  • Peanut butter and clams
  • Peanut butter, avocado and extra pickles
  • Marshmallow and pepperoni
  • Marshmallow and asparagus
  • Guacamole and Marshmallow
  • Butterscotch, onions and anchovies
  • Tea and toast
  • Chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce
  • Chocolate-chip
  • Chocolate fudge with extra garlic
  • Chocolate fudge, sardine, chili pepper, whipped cream
  • Anchovies and hot fudge
  • Pepperoni and hot fudge
  • Pepperoni and pickles
  • Jelly bean and sausage
  • Salami pizza with double yogurt
  • Shredded coconut and sweet pickles
  • Strawberry with anchovy sauce
  • Hot oatmeal
  • Popcorn
  • Anchovies and bananas
  • Goulash
  • Granola and liquorish

Our friends at Foodbeast went the extra mile and actually recreated the pizzas. Here are a few examples and you can read the very interesting photo-story article here:

Peanut butter and clams

Photo: Foodbeast

Marshmallow and pepperoni

Photo: Foodbeast

Butterscotch, onions and anchovies

Photo: Foodbeast

Chocolate fudge with extra garlic

Photo: Foodbeast

Strawberry with anchovy sauce

Photo: Foodbeast

So what do you think? Which one looks the most gross to you?

If you like what you read, then you will definitely love this one: This Is Why Most Superheroes Wear Their Underwear On The Outside 

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Sources: Gross ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Pizzas Recreated by ManTMNT. Pizza. | What Every Ninja Turtles Pizza Idea Looks Like In Real Life

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